Hmm. It's 2012 now.

WHY DON'T I BLOG MORE OFTEN?

I have been not-very-busy, but I have been playing The Sims 3 and Minecraft and watching cat videos on YouTube. I need a life. Or at least something of note to blog about.

However, I have that now! And it comes in the form of a certain homo sapiens of the female variety, whom we all know about as I have ranted and raved about her multiple times.

HOWEVER! Now I am going to come of bitchy because I'm laughing at her behind her back, and I feel like a bitch and that's not a good feeling. But I feel it's at least a little bit well-deserved.

Let me explain. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has naturally light-blonde hair. So, of course, her eyebrows are very light. I didn't notice this before.

But then, she dyed her hair black. And now it looks like she has no eyebrows. It's kind of weird and slightly funny. But yeah, that's pretty much the only thing of note that has happened. Apart from the fact that it's 2012 now and we're all going to die in December, supposedly.

Personally, I think it's a huge load of horse crap. How many times has the end of the world been predicted? Too many to count. Here is a video, made by a guy on YouTube, explaining why the world is not going to end on December 21st, 2012.

So there. Your point is invalid.

Of course, it doesn't help that some Hollywood director decided to take advantage of all the panic and "OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" and make a movie depicting the horse-crap-end-of-the-world. But hey, that's showbiz.

Speaking of showbiz, remember that audition I posted about? Yeah, I didn't get the mayor. I'm the narrator, which I am EXCEEDINGLY pleased about. Also, I passed my piano exam even though I made a complete mess of it. I think the examiner felt sorry for me or something.

Oh well! Happy belated new year, everyone! I hope you all survive!

O_O *faints*

AAAAAH! I had heard the Michael Buble version before this, but I ADORE this. I don't know what to say. I've listened to this countless times since I discovered it about half an hour ago. And I'm listening to it right now, but it's just ended.

*clicks replay*

'Kay. I think I officially won the title for the Worst Blogger, like, EVAR.

*wipes cobwebs off blog and blows dust off* Hello! Remember me? Yes, it's that Girl With All The Rants.

Well, it was. Now it's only that Girl With A Few Rants Now And Again.

And I'm sorry. I haven't blogged in aeons, I will admit that. However, the only thing really blog-worthy was my trip to London.

And I guess that's REALLY blog-worthy. The few people who read this (who aren't in my group of friends IRL) didn't even know about this trip until there now. So, for you guys, I went to London and it was awesome. That's all I'll say right now because I'm a lazy asshole. The others have seen pics. I would post but again, I'm a lazy asshole.

And I am also going to say that piano is overrated. It's freakin' pissing me off. NARGH! STUPID SCALES! I HATE YOU! Even the chromatic ones. I used to like you, but you can't cheer me up any more. I HATE YOU ALL.

Also on my list of Stuff To Put In This Post is that I auditioned for a solo part in the school choir's concert thingy. I hope I get one, but a good part. I don't want to be the Mayor because I'll have to wear a fat suit or something. That would be pretty cool, HOWEVER it's in front of people. And those people include my family who will, inevitably, torture me about it until I do something drastic. And then they'll keep doing it. It's like my eyebrows, but that's a long story. But back to the solos, I'll never hear the end of it if I have to wear a fat suit and sing about how I'm "horribly fat" in front of an audience. I think I would just die.

Yes, I care too much about what people think of me. It's one of my downfalls.

And you know what else I don't like? Ham sandwiches. I used to have them, like ALL THE TIME. Like, ALMOST EVERY DAY FOR SEVEN YEARS. So, naturally, when I came to secondary school I was put off ham sandwiches because of the previously stated reason. So when there is nothing else to put in my sandwiches except ham, I will be pissed off. And then I feel really bad because I refuse to eat ham sandwiches which starving people in various countries would do anything for. And then I feel like a horribly selfish and spoilt little brat. And that's not a good feeling.

I'm on a horse.

A couple of rants and the happenings of me

This post will be split into sections - YAY!

Happenings
So, it was our first proper day back at school today. Whoop-de-doo and all that. Choosing GCSEs. Thinking about what I want to do with my life and start to try to achieve it. It was like we never left, really, except we had less work. The bus that went to the station was small instead of the double-decker we had last year so Philippa and I had to stand up with our heavy bags on our shoulders and badly needing a Coke. Meh, no biggie.

No homework yet, thankfully, except finishing off some title page for art or something. No big deal.

Rants
First off - Leggings are NOT a suitable replacement for trousers. ESPECIALLY if they're too tight. We can all see your pants, and that is not something anybody wants to see. It is also extremely unattractive. I understand if you like it, however the rest of us probably don't. XD

Second off - After I'm finished Grade 3 Piano, if I even see another piano I am going to TEAR IT TO SHREDS. I freakin' HATE the damn things now. HATE THEM WITH A BURNING PASSION DEEP FROM WITHIN MY HEARD. I have been stuck doing this grade for almost a year now and I still haven't gotten my scales ready, and I haven't even STARTED sight-reading, dammit! I am sick of this!

Now you are pretty much up to date with what's going on. School and frustration - huzzah!

I think I need a longer summer holiday.

Because I DO NOT want to go back to school. For a couple of reasons.

1. Because I don't want to get up early in the mornings again.
2. Because I don't want to live by the new rule of skirts to your knee (my skirt wasn't even that short beforehand)
3. Because my new jumper makes me look like an idiot
4. Because I don't want to face THE WITCH. (With a letter switched round at the start...

But there's no avoiding it.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Blargh.

I need sleep. I can't think straight. I posted on a forum where somebody was saying there was snow where they was, and I said, "It's July here! XD"

HERP
A
DERP

This picture sums up my life right now. Summer is smashing my brain into a pulp, blending it, adding chicken, putting it on pasta, eating it, and vomiting it up again.

What a lovely image.

Eyebrow Dandruff!

Does anyone else have eyebrow dandruff? *narrows eyes at Holz* Because it seems like a growing epidemic. Watch out for eyebrow dandruff, good citizens of Earth! Don't fall victim to the disease that has humiliated and embarrassed millions!

DONT GET EYEBROW DANDRUFF!

;)