- Because I don't want to get up early in the mornings again.
- Because I don't want to live by the new rule of skirts to your knee (my skirt wasn't even that short beforehand)
- Because my new jumper makes me look like an idiot
- Because I don't want to face THE WITCH. (With a letter switched round at the start...
But there's no avoiding it.
Dammit, dammit, dammit.